(One ring for Cancer, two for Gemini, the Twins. If there’s also a Gemini in the room, weaving tall tales with wit and charm, and maybe doing a few card tricks on the side, the bystanders won’t know which of the three rings to watch at the circus. The Crab’s ability to remember details and to tell a story with sensitive perception, laced with the Lunar imagination and humor, can hold a crowd spellbound. They’re both good talkers, Gemini and Cancer. Now listen carefully. I’m in Arizona, and I’ll be home tomorrow, but get the police to tap the phone as soon as I hang up – and if they call before I get there, DON’T PAY THE RANSOM MONEY – I JUST ESCAPED!'” He goes to a pay phone, drops in a dime, dials his home number, and when his wife answers, he screams into the receiver, ‘Oh, Helen, it’s so good to hear your voice! I thought I’d never hear it again. Then this one night he falls off the wagon, gets soused on stingers, and forgets where he lives for three days and nights. Now he’s afraid to go home, because she may not forgive him this time. Because he’s really in love with her, he straightens out for a few months. So, I said to the horse, half hysterically ”Īt the same time, from over near another table, loaded with Perrier water, fruit juices, and several bottles of red and white wine, comes another voice, clear and sparkling, with perfect emphasis and timing, as a second crowd gathers ” so this guy in Indiana comes home drunk every night for years, until finally his wife threatens to leave him. Can you imagine me riding back, and facing all those men at the stables, in that seminude condition? Naturally, I burst into tears from embarrassment. It had slipped off the saddle horn somewhere in the woods.
But when I reached for my shirt to put it on, it wasn’t there. Well, after a couple of hours, I was as red as a lobster, and I figured it was time to ride my horse back to the stables, where I’d rented it. Since there was no one to see me, I removed my shirt, because I wanted to get a tan all over, you know? There I was, perched on this palomino, as naked as Lady Godiva from the waist up, and you know how modest I am. ” and the first day I was there, I decided to go horseback riding, up in the mountains. Over near the canape table, loaded with sliced cheese, stuffed munchrooms (the best kind), and other goodies, a voice is heard, rich and warm, punctuated with cackles, attracting a crowd of people (a female voice).
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